Gwyneth Paltrow sells a lot of really dumb bullshit. You know, like jade eggs to shove inside your vagina and vampire repellent and that sort of thing. But apparently she’s fresh out of pants, because Goop just posted a picture that looks a whole like Gwyneth with her bare ass sticking out.
The picture garnered a lot of criticism because the model, whether or not it’s Paltrow, appears to be so thin her ribcage is showing.
Except it’s not. It’s loose skin because time is a cruel mistress. Seriously, look closely. Yeah, I bet you regret stopping to jack off before you got to the end of the article now, don’t you?