Have you guys heard of Billie Eilish yet? She’s the hottest new singer since Lizzo. Remember Lizzo? And wasn’t there someone who wrote a song about a horse? Also, whatever happened to Psy? Ah, whatever, we have a new favorite musician now and I’m sure she’ll be in our hearts forever, just like Lou Bega.
Eilish learned that fandom was a mistake when she came under fire from Lady Gaga’s fans for replying to Gaga’s famous beef dress that everyone hated and thought was moronic and made fun of for years by saying “yikes.”
To be fair to the little monsters, who are also apparently actual monsters, Billy Eilish does always look like she’s on her way to the laundromat.
She’s also kind of cute in a “dead behind the eyes high school girlfriend you only dated because you weren’t in the popular crowd and she was gettable” way.
Doesn’t she look exactly like someone you’d take to prom because the person you wanted to go with already had a date?
Still, Gaga’s fans are a little… unhinged?
without the meat dress billie would NOT be able to dress the way she does. does she think she’d be taken seriously as an artists wearing that ugly ass shit she does without the risks in fashion gaga took ??? gaga was torn tf apart for these girls to be able to wear what they want https://t.co/KJMNYrlO49
— 𝓚𝐢𝐚𝐧🪐 (@ravenauseous) December 5, 2019
Yes, the only reason singers are allowed to wear stupid outfits and be weird is Lady Gaga. Bjork? What’s a Bjork? Cher? Like from Clueless?
billie eilish shading gaga’s iconic meat dress whilst wearing this type of outfits is the clownery of the decade pic.twitter.com/DdDWIDM6ta
— Eduardo | Gaga (@BogantesEduardo) December 6, 2019
billie eilish: the lady gaga meat dress is weird
bitch YOU weird
— the central scrutinizer (@spikebrownstone) December 6, 2019
But at least one person made some actual sense.
Lady Gaga’s meat dress was stupid,, and most of the shit Billie Eilish wears is stupid. So basically at the end of the day stan Zendaya.
— 🦋 merry hoe hoe assholes ☃️ (@softeuphoriaa) December 7, 2019